Saturday, 30 June 2012

They are very impressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ...

I will always get my way ...

Why bother with the bikini for the tan lines anyway!!!

This will grab you attention !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taking photos ...

Bath time ...

Leggy blonde ...

Sweet blonde ...

Sweetie ...

Oh my shoe is dirty ...

Michael Parkes sculpture

What is wrong on this building site?







And as usual, men are just standing around, watching, while a woman does all the work !

Super thin waist ...

Catholic Parrots!!


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
But they only know to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest asked.
They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’
‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment…..
‘You know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible…
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying…. That phrase… In no time.’
‘Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.’
The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house….
As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying…
Impressed,
She walked over and placed her parrots in with them….
After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’
There was stunned silence…
Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

‘Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!

Test for alcoholism ....


 TEST FOR ALCOHOLISM!!!

I am not an alcoholic according to the test results.

I have been concerned about a few of you so when I saw this simple test, I thought I should forward it to you.

Simple Alcoholism test that you can take in the privacy of your computer......



 If you saw the bar sign, you are an alcoholic.

The old farmer …


An elderly man in the Aussie outback had owned a large property for several years.
He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.’

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the crocodile.’

Moral: Older men may walk slow, but they can still think fast!


Old world charm ...

Looks like my type of girl ...

A Betty White quote …

Had to share this I think she is so funny.


Demur ...


Freckles and beads ...

Landscape, 1966, Włodzimierz Zakrzewski. Polish (1916 - 1992)

Strawberry fields ...

Blonde beauty ...

Milky ...

Just lovely ...

A honey ...

Now that's sexy ...

Bar girl ...

Streets of Lindos Rhodes Island Greece

Sensual girl ...

Ancient Archway Lombardy Italy

So beautiful ...

I like Tomboys ...

Sexy lady ...

Sexy undies ...

Naughty Daffy ...

The star ...

The black fan ...


It's Jane ...